I have tutored Little Igor to be a man of this world. For example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine three days yore, so that he should be appraised of the many positions in which I am carnal. 'This is sixty-nine, ' I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers--two of them--on the action, so that he would not overlook it. 'Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?' he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. 'It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor.' 'What did people do before 1969?' 'Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus. .Jonathan Safran Foer
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The quote, “I have taught little Igor to be a man of this world,” is a famous interview with the former Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev. In it, Brezhnev explains how he has raised his son to be a man in the modern world. He urges his son to keep an open mind about sexuality and to take advantage of modern technology. The interview also reveals that Brezhnev is a man who knows how to put on a show.
He exhibits his son a smutty magazine in order to teach him about various positions in which he is carnal. He puts two fingers on the action in order that his son won’t overlook it. The result is that the toddler, Little Igor, asks why the magazine was named sixty-nine.
His father explains that it was invented in 1969 by a friend of his friend.
Source: Everything Is Illuminated
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